On second thought this “Thug’s Life” tattoo probably shouldn’t have been done in Comic Sans.
HER: i like a guy who will hold a door for a lady
ME [trying to impress her]: *cuddles my jim morrison body pillow*
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What? You want to show me pictures of fireworks? That you took all by yourself? Hold on.
And if you could slide over a little bit my Mom would like to sit next to you…
Your ex asking if you can still be friends is like kidnappers saying “keep in touch” after they let you go.
The only reason why i am fat is because a tiny body could not store all this huge personality.
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
this poem is overused,
just like your mum.
jk rowling: every character will have a meaningful arc. harry finds the family he never had
jk rowling: ron faces his fears. hermione questions authority.
editor: what about, what’s his name, neville?
jk rowling: oh, shawty gets DUMB thicc
Most drug-sniffing dogs refuse to admit they have a problem
Remember kids, it’s not a true burn if there are grammatical errors.