As there aren’t any female leprechauns, where do leprechauns come from
~ something to ponder every St Patrick’s Day
Her: I noticed you’re wearing one green sock, and one red sock.
Me: Yea, I’ve got another pair just like these at home…
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ME: *Trying to remember the name of a whale* Boy that’s a sea moose
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Me: ooh good one
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My kids: Look at dad
Spongebob | (•)(•) |
Patrick / (•)(•)
Squidward ( (•)(•) )
Plankton | (•) |
Mr Krabs |$||$|
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[Did you mean “digger”?]