I was in a very bad mood today. Then my 3 year old walked over, handed me a rock, patted my face and said “mommy, you’re perfect, here’s a present for you”. And I smiled.
And then I realized the rock was a cat turd.
Her: OMG! The holidays aren’t an excuse to stuff your face with whatever edible that crosses your path.
Me: I eat like this everyday.
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