How do you say “No, I’m full” in Grandmother?
Her: Show me your pics
Son: Dad, your phone finished restarting
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Cop : “Lets Do a drug test” Me: “Cool, which drugs are we testing?”
Reasons to not eat cookies:
– there are no cookies
– you’re trapped under something heavy and can’t reach the cookies.
End of list
Y E S F R I E N D
Can you answer a question?
Y E S
What’s the meaning of life?
L O O K B E H I N D Y O U
There’s nothing there.
A poet once gave
a pigeon helium, and
invented high coo.
Puts German chocolate in the fridge last night, this morning it’s taken over the area that the polish sausage was in..
I know two wrongs don’t make a right, obviously. But how many does it take? I’m like on 756.
Protip: To get teens to help bring in groceries, always ask if they want anything before you leave. They’ll be waiting at the door when you return.
Why are there 2 dragon smileys on Whatsapp?
“He winked at me, I should send him a dragon head.”
“No babe, this calls for a full dragon.”