In Australia, nah-yeah means yes, yeah-nah means no and nah-nah means banana.
Her: Want to have sex?
H: And maybe we can meet back here after?
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Girls that are 16 and pregnant look stupid now.. But their kids will move out when they are 34.
I miss bars. I miss ordering a nice drink and having multiple people ask me if I’m a model. Then more people ask me if I’m a model. Everyone at the bar would start yelling “are you a model?!”until I’d have to stand on the bar and make a formal announcement that I am NOT a model
When a conversation gets awkward, distract the person by casually kicking a rock. Unless that rock is a poop. And you wore stilettos. And the poop sticks to the end like a skewered turd. And you’ve made it awkward. Now you have something to talk about.
MY 6YO SON: We’re on Earth, where outer space can’t find us. It wants to kill us, so we hide out here.
ME: [terrified] Eat your cereal, kiddo
Therapist: How does that make you feel?
Me: Like I want to stab someone.
Therapist: That’s an action, lets focus on a feeling word.
Me: Like if I don’t get to stab someone I will be sad.
Anyone else’s car getting 3 weeks to the gallon right now?
There are so many scary things in life:
-the woman in line behind me who just said “boughten”
I am 30 minutes into home schooling my 6 year old. I suggest that all school teachers are paid £1m per year from now on.
I think everyone would benefit if women had Oxford commas instead of periods.