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@Mr_Kapowski: Her: What do your tattoos mean?

Me: They're statement pieces. Statement being "I'm an idiot who shouldn't be in charge of my own body"

Her: What do your tattoos mean?

Me: They’re statement pieces. Statement being “I’m an idiot who shouldn’t be in charge of my own body”

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