Hey old couples. Email addresses are free. You can each have your own. Wait… Just gave that more thought. Forget it. Keep sharing.

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Finished my 2nd glass of wine. Husband doesn’t know it yet but he has a 30 second window of getting laid before I pass ou


*gives rubber ducky a swig of my wine*
Everybody in this tub getting tipsy.


“Dad, is that a bear outside the tent?”
“Hold still.”
“What’re you putting on me?”
“It smells like ketchup.”


If Jesus loves me how come he’s never liked a single one of my instagram selfies


Thanks for being here right on time.
We’ll see you in a few hours.

– Doctors


Wife: ok, you have free reign to decide on all household decisions today…

Me: *too shocked to move or decide anything…*


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