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@fro_vo: hi, how are you?
--yoda asking how high you are
@SadMeterologist: TRUTHFUL TUESDAY:
When my son was 7 he pissed me off so badly I pressed all the elevator buttons knowing every new rider would blame him.
@Vodkantots: I've learned everything I need to know about stupid people from stupid people.
@dave_cactus: DAD: Hugh, please. It's a perfectly fine name. Stop complaining.
HUGH J'DISAPPOINTMENT: It's not my first name I'm upset about.
@foodfacenow: At his funeral. I lay my hand on your shoulder. I apply pressure, gently, in an attempt to move you from in front of the snack table.
@CringeDaiIy: The future is now.