@AngryRaccoon2: Hi I'm in my forties and I cry when I drop something on the floor and have to bend over and pick it up.
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@SamuelHLowe: - Do you take a shower after having sex? - Yes, of course. - Well, how about getting laid a little more often.
@NotthatAdamWest: I don't know, Jay-Z. If I was worth half a billion dollars, I'd have like 3 problems. Max.
@EndhooS: Apparently if you perm a yak's hair and spin it around a bunch of times it's good for your libido... ...It's a well known afro dizzy yak