Him: Come check out my church!
Him: They play rock music!
Him: It’s cool!
Me: Does it have church in it?
Him: Yes…
Me: *click*

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Why did Norway put barcodes on their military boats?

So they could…..Scan da Navy in!


I just found a Macklemore CD in a Thrift Shop and the Universe imploded.


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Does this mask make my face look funny?

*husband slowly backs out of the room


It is truly easier to forgive your enemies than figure out how to limit their access to your facebook page.


Seriously contemplating remarrying my ex wife, but I’m pretty sure she’ll figure out that I’m just after my money.


Him: Alcohol isn’t the answer.

Me: OK, what’s the answer?


Me: *sips flask*


People keep telling me to go burn in hell like there’s something else to do there.