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@ficklenuts: HIM: I wanna do bad things with you

ME: Like punching old ladies?

HIM: Uh, no...

ME: Stealing from the donation jar?

HIM: God, no! I mean like-

ME: Stroller tipping?

HIM: You know, never mind.

ME: Taking up two parking spaces?

HIM: Goodbye

ME: Putting habanero juice in-

HIM: I wanna do bad things with you

ME: Like punching old ladies?

HIM: Uh, no…

ME: Stealing from the donation jar?

HIM: God, no! I mean like-

ME: Stroller tipping?

HIM: You know, never mind. 

ME: Taking up two parking spaces?

HIM: Goodbye

ME: Putting habanero juice in-

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