In high school I was voted “I’m not really sure who that guy is”.
Him: “Wow you’ve got alot of hair” Me: “Thanks grew it myself”
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What are you eating?
People who criticize the year 2016 seem to have forgotten that back in May McDonald’s accidentally gave me a Chicken McNugget with my fries.
My black cat just ate my four leaf clover. That can’t be good…….
wish hard enough & anything can happen, they say.
yet two hours later my stomach growls & my breakfast still isn’t making itself. liars!
What if the Daleks start eating an apple a day
HER: I can’t be with a guy who thinks he’s Optimus Prime
ME: I can change Becky
ME: into a semi truck
I can’t think of many people who deserve to go to hell, but people who teach its existence to vulnerable children are prime candidates.
“I wish I had more time to read” he said as Netflix automatically played the next episode.