@Bob_Janke: Hope my neighbors like my new pet howler monkeys
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@daemonic3: [1st date] *ok don't let her know you're a manatee* Hi 2 movie tickets OH YOU HAVE MANATEE PRICING?!? "Sir, do you mean matinee?" Dammit
@BubblesnBooze: Hubs: You're home all day, why isn't the house clean? Me: You're at work all day, why aren't we rich? Hubs: Touché
@ambermruffin: Now that the Statue of Liberty is dark, there's no way they're letting her into the U.S.