@UnFitz: horrifying if literal: the electric slide
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@DaddyJew: Boss: you're late Me: traffic Carol: he was in his car taking selfies again Me: goddammit Carol, I will cut you
@DanAmira: [me all weekend] AAAHH CANT SLEEP TOO EXCITED ABOUT INDICTMENT [Mueller on Monday] We're charging Manafort with running a stop sign in 1994
@smithsara79: [someone is rude to me online] It's really not worth getting upset over this [someone is rude to my friend online] Well, I guess I gotta make some stranger cry today
@mattgallo123: My third bottle of wine was able to "breathe" for a few hours when I opened it at 3am and passed out on the floor.