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@ericsshadow: [hospital]

DOCTOR: Your wife signed a DNR

ME: I'm here for a sprained ankle

DOCTOR: She insisted

[hospital]

DOCTOR: Your wife signed a DNR

ME: I’m here for a sprained ankle

DOCTOR: She insisted

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