I follow so many accounts that have these amazing inspirational quotes and I’m over here like….
“I need coffee”
“Wine is my bestie”
“My kids are weird”
So here’s my inspirational quote:
Fight like you’re the third monkey trying to get on Noah’s Ark.
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