(to my date after each preview at a movie) the actual film will be much longer than that
How about a game where Mario gets a job and gets his coins like the rest of us.
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sorry, fb is still the best website
Alexa; make it look like an accident
(bed bath and beyond)
*walks to beds*
Wow nice beds
*walks to baths*
Wow nice baths
*walks through intergalactic wormhole*
Wow nice beyond
“What an ugly baby,” I said, much more audibly than intended.
Husband: What’s with all the barrels of oil in the garage?
Me: THEY WERE ON CLEARANCE, OKAY.
Just because a guy wants to see you naked it doesn’t mean anything, I know a guy who drove 2 days to see a donkey show.
I’m starting to think that guy in 5th grade isn’t going to ask me to couple skate
I’m getting mixed signals from this girl first she is like “sorry I’m married” then it’s “leave me alone I’m married” I mean which is it