@floofyginger: how can med students be sick,like bro just look at your notes
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@BonaFideIntent: I just took enough Vicodin to kill a medium-sized Chipmunk. RIP Roy. Roy's the hypothetical Chipmunk. I named him. Has anyone seen my legs??
@sgeezy99: I always leave my front door unlocked on my birthday just in case someone is planning to kidnap me in the morning and take me to breakfast :) so far I’ve had zero birthday breakfasts :) and two Blu-ray players robbed :)
@lionprincessval: I can't come into work today *cough* I'm really sick. "Do I hear Mario Kart in the background?" *hangs up*