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@SamuelHLowe: How do you say "No, I'm full" in Grandmother?
@shkeeber: I'm a narsciic- narcssiss- narcasassi- narcysis-narcis-
I'm better than you.
@blondecalamity: My ex used to sing "Brown Eyed Girl" to me....
I have blue eyes. This should have been a sign.
@KylePlantEmoji: Her: You say you've directed shorts before?
Me: BE PANTS, BUT ALMOST
@markleggett: What if birds have tiny human-like ears underneath their feathers? That's certainly something to think about, but not during sex.
@50NerdsofGrey: 'I've been a very naughty girl!' she said, licking her lips, 'I need to be punished . . .'
So he invited his mother to stay for Christmas.