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@yonewt: How To Be Interesting:
Never pronounce "Ray Liotta" the same way twice
@_Blairity_: Let’s go to church and wink at each other whenever one of our sins gets mentioned
@: Me, off my meds, pitching a cartoon movie: OK, so, you know how most toasters are cowards?
@aardvarsk: "You'll sleep when I'm dead" -- my phone
@noog: My favorite part of the Bible is when God gives humans free will, then kills them with a flood because they didn't act the way he wanted.
@AliasEleanor: Linda longed to linger longer, but the alliteration police were nearly onto her