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@BonaFideIntent: Me: LARGE FRY! McDonald's Manager: Ma'am, you can't use the drive-thru riding a stick pony. Please leave NOW Me: I WILL CUT YOU! *sirens*
@AmericanGent69: Boss: How do you do under pressure? Me: *flashbacks to time I fainted when I ended up in the middle of a dance circle at wedding* Ok I guess