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@MandiAtRandom: Might be time to get in shape. Halfway up these stairs and I'm considering setting up base camp and trying again in the morning.
@abbycohenwl: Teacher: Ants can lift things that are heavier than they are Kid: How can a thing be heavier than it is? Teacher: No, you're not understanding—(sees it's almost 3 pm)—because magic
@Bagyants: My gangster name would be The Street. If someone dared to oppose me I'd say ominous things like "Look both ways before you cross The Street"
@theshamingofjay: I was going to get a tattoo but then I realized I'm 34 and I'm still not sure if I like tomatoes.