YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@Barknado69: Avril Lavigne: he was a boy, she was a girl. Could I make it any more obvious? Me: *still pretty clearly confused* please do
@DirtMcTurd: I don't need pepper spray to stop a mugger, I just open my wallet and blow the dust in their eyes.
@XplodingUnicorn: 5-year-old: *pretending to be a T-rex* I'm going to eat you. 7-year-old: You can't. It's Lent.
@rickkondell: The plural of beer is beer, which is very convenient when you are explaining to your wife why you were late coming home from work.