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@ImSoFrancis: Drug Dealer: are you wearing a wire? Me: the only wire I'm wearing is why're you still single? Cops Outside In Van: *collective groan*
@sip_at_home_mom: I wrote: You'll always have a place in my heart. AC sent: You'll always have a place in my hearse. Now "staying friends" seems unlikely.
@glittergirlD43: Hey NSA... I accidentally deleted an email... Can I get you to forward me your copy?
@Cpin42: My dad had a weird sense of humor. When I was 5, I tried to "dig a hole to China." The next day when I went back to dig more, there were egg rolls in the hole