Henry constantly confuses sleeping people with dead people. Henry is also a necrophiliac so things get awkward for Henry quick
Hub: Did you eat all the nachos?
Me: Noooo. I had one nacho.
Hub: because they were stuck together?
Me: LIKE I SAID, ONE NACHO!
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