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@mortimermaiden: [humane society]
Me: Hi, I'd like one medium sized dog please.
Vet: That's not—
Me: Oops, I'm sorry. One "grande" dog please.

[humane society]
Me: Hi, I’d like one medium sized dog please.
Vet: That’s not—
Me: Oops, I’m sorry. One “grande” dog please.

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