@Home_Halfway: I always have a nightlight on when I go to bed in case someone breaks in and wants to see how cute I look when I'm sleeping.
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@bluebonetbabies: 1st child: you encourage creativity 2nd child: you encourage independent play 3rd child: you stifle all imagination to avoid a mess.
@RobElliottComic: Say "Literally" and "Legit" a few more times in that sentence so I know it's literally legit
@ItsAndyRyan: "The N stands for number – so no need to say 'PIN number'. "Terribly sorry, I'll start again: 'You're dead if you don't give me your PIN'.
@Megatronic13: Me: I better make banana bread before all the bananas go bad *walks into the kitchen to find the bananas wielding switch blades* Me: h-how are you smoking??