Writer: a cartoon about 4 teenage turtles and a rat
Exec: not convinced
Writer: they’re mutants?
Exec: it needs to appeal to kids
Writer: they’re named after renaissance artists
I always leave my vehicles gas on empty because I want thiefs to be as pissed off as my wife
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me: it’s socially acceptable these days
dad: just hurry up so we can put her back in the ground
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Nothing better than corn-flavored…corn.
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I bought a white bathrobe and splattered it with red paint just to freak out my neighbors when I go get the mail.
Calling bullshit on movies. Not once have I walked into a public restroom and found a gun taped to the back of the toilet.
Man buns are just the beginning, next thing you know it’ll be ok for men to have anything on their heads, like a goat or a small child
4 drew a picture of a unicorn and asked if I’d stick it on the fridge and I said no because unicorns don’t like cold places but really it’s because the drawing was shit
Got fired from PetSmart for unionizing the hamsters