@MizzTangles: I bet Amelia Earhart is just wandering around in an IKEA somewhere.
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@rockymomax: [buys ghostbusters ringtone] ME: who ya gonna call? [1 hour later] ME: who ya gonna call?! [2 days later] ME: *sobbing* I am so lonely
@Shenaniglenns: [God inventing pain] God: This is how humans will know they need to heal physically. Angel: But how will they know if they need emotional healing? God [inventing Linkin Park]: worry not
@man_spach: When my cats look out the window at another cat I like to pretend they're judging and disparaging it with little British accents.
@LuvPug: The best part of the Titanic is when Rose is holding onto Jack and she's all like, 'I'll never let go' and then she lets go.