@ChiefTwittler: I bet black unicorns have the biggest horns.
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@natedog2049: Fun fact: When swimming upstream, salmon can jump up as high as 6 feet. Unless its a white salmon.
@JElvisWeinstein: "And if all your friends were jumping off a bridge, would you make up a story about jumping off a bridge too?"-- Teen Brian Williams' mother
@garrydavenport: One of my "100 things to do before you die" would definitely be "call an ambulance".
@RoosterMustache: ME: snakes are mean TEACHER: right ME: but it's not their fault. They have 2 ends & no legs TEACHER: ok ME: so the ends justify the mean