@Aspersioncast: I bet short people get really excited when they accidentally hit their head on things.
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@ch000ch: me: an open casket with my vape pen hanging from my mouth wedding DJ: i meant final requests for songs man
@Lhlodder: Whenever my kid's teacher asks how I'm doing, I always want to reply, "Why? What did my kid tell you?"
@TheMichaelRock: I just had a coughing fit and think I accidently created a Nicki Minaj song featuring Ke$ha. Sorry, you guys.