@MunkMania: I called 5 a nerd and she started crying. When I explained it was a good thing and that I was a nerd, she started crying harder.
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@withanewname: Friend: Bro, those were sick fireworks! Sorry about your eye, but I think the ER may be busy. Me: No worries, my wife made reservations.