@MunkMania: I called 5 a nerd and she started crying. When I explained it was a good thing and that I was a nerd, she started crying harder.
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@allyneedy: A weird thing about staying up all night is you're awake to witness the transition from normal breath to morning breath
@50NerdsofGrey: 'I've been a very bad girl,' she said, biting her lip. 'I need to be punished.' 'Very well,' he said and installed Windows 10 on her laptop.
@buhsbaby_baby: "MAYBE IT'S THE TRANSMISSION!“ I scream helpfully when I drive past anyone who's car is broken down on the side of the road...
@Terdoh: Considering what Bruce Wayne and Tony Stark did with their wealth, Bill Gates should be ashamed of himself.