@iGreenMonk: I can always tell when someone is lying by tying them down and strapping them to a lie detector.
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@Tups13: You hear about people running amok but what about people doing other things amok? I often eat chocolate amok and you don't hear about that.
@MaraWilson: The girl who once told me "If I'm not married by the time I'm 30, kill me" got married recently at 29 and WHEW is that a load off my mind