@pbear79

I cashed in my swear jar today…

The guy at the Rolls Royce dealership said he’d never done a transaction in change before.

I cashed in my swear jar today…

The guy at the Rolls Royce dealership said he’d never done a transaction in change before.

- @pbear79

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