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@underchilde: I compared thee to a summer's day because I hate summer.
@theewren: Stars! They're just like us! Gaseous and dying
@poizngrl: Going to Walmart with my mom and kids is a great way to test if the Xanax is working!
@Owl_Meat: The only Plato I care about is a big Plato spaghetti
@DvuslyMarvelous: Kid: Can I sleep in your room tonight, I'm scared of the monster.
Me: WHAT, and have the monster follow you into my room and kill us both?
@UncleDuke1969: And The Bro saith unto them,
Follow me to the club,
and I will make you fishers of women.