@YourMomsucksTho: I didn't watch the video you sent I just waited 3 minutes then wrote hahaha
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@michaeldyllan: Can't believe New Zealand are introducing a new flag just as I finished memorising the old one.
@FilthyRichmond: I got tired of our restroom smelling like other people's crap so I placed a chunk of mine behind the hot air vent.
@xLiserx: *Wakes up in Superman's body* Me: Holy crap! I'm finally a hero! *Uses heat vision to re-heat last night's pizza & puts on Netflix*
@dumbbeezie: Not trying to brag but my son’s teacher wants his artwork to be looked at by a psychologist