@BrucioMcCulloch: I DO love to rush breathlessly into Starbucks and scream "Is anyone in here writing a screen play? We need one! This is an emergency!"
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@RalphSudafed: A manual RT is like saying "Hey check out this guy, but keep looking at my face. Please...don't ever stop looking at my face..."
@robdelaney: "Bartender, see that brunette at the end of the bar? I'd like you to bring her a slice of your finest ham."
@leapeajo: What were you doing in the shower for so long? Me: Just shaving my legs and definitely not pretending to be in a sad music video in the rain
@leechee420: You can be anyone you want on twitter, so I'm a little surprised so many guys chose "creepy weird dude."