@joshreavis: “I don’t need any more books. I need to finish the books I have.”
Sees new book:
*Synth bass line*
*hooded figure pops out*
"Thiiiiis is hooww we Druuuiiid"
*other hooded figures pop out*
"It's Friday night"
@Marlebean: Sometimes I look at my children and think "What did I do to deserve this?"
And other times I think "What did I do to deserve this?"
@SwedishCanary: I've spotted six Pokémon today but I don't have the Pokémon GO app so it may just be that I need my new meds adjusted.
@dshack8: Taught a parrot to repeatedly say "WHERE ARE YOUR GLOVES?" and now I don't have to talk to my kids until Spring so that's pretty cool.
@SufficientCharm: A model citizen is just like a regular citizen that doesn't eat.