If we can’t hit our kids, what’s next? A society slowly becoming less violent as we learn more about child development and human psychology?
I don’t need anyone with a so-called degree “to” tell me I use quotes wrong.
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Give it to me straight
“I’d really like to have sex with you-”
Now give it to me gay
“Ever wonder why Rice Krispies costs the same as quieter cereals?”
“It’s because they’re sold by weight-“
“not by volume”
endless breadsticks. bottomless fries. yawning abyss of onion rings. HOWLING DESOLATE CHASM OF POTATO SKINS
Sure, I could live a pious life so St. Peter lets me through the Pearly Gates. Or I could just crawl under the gate since IT SITS ON A CLOUD
Reasons my wife gets mad at me:
1. Something something something
1. Some other stuff
1. I don’t pay attention when she talks
Sometimes, when he’s really pissed me off, I like to log into his Netflix account and rate every romantic teen drama five stars.
Spielberg missed a great opportunity when he didn’t put FIN at the end of Jaws.
is Kristen Stewart a Vulcan
Only resort to violence when necessary like when the grocery store won’t accept your coupon.