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@katiefzack: I DON'T WANT YOUR PITY but I'll take it.
@GoldenSpirals: Walks up in da club like
"Has anyone seen my Mom? She'll be the one trying to cover up everyone's cleavage."
@meganamram: "Vitamin Water"?? Sorry bud, that exists and it's called SOUP
@Underchilde: Do the right thing.
Not right away, but like after you get called out.
@girlnarly: protagonist: tag you’re it
antagonist: no you’re it
pennywise: are you kidding me?
@mikeleffingwell: My daughter told me she wants to be a secret agent. Based on that alone, I don't think she'd be a good secret agent.