If Yoga is hot and out of breath, what does Yoga do?
I dropped my phone, is everyone okay?!
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My number constantly gets falsely placed on a youth soccer team’s phone number list. I finally responded.
Grandmas be like, “My grandchild murdered someone? Oh, poor baby was probably just overtired.”
[About to have sex]
Me: I want you so bad.
Her: Take me.
Me: [rips off panties]
Her: WHY THE HELL ARE YOU WEARING PANTIES
My 4yo just saw two people french kissing on TV and asked me why they were “eating each other,” so I’m open to suggestions here.
me: relax, you’re more likely to be killed by a bus than killed than by a shark
shark: *driving out of control bus into the ocean*
me: well I’ll be damned
guy at the gym: hey can you spot me
me: ya you’re not even hiding
I know it sounds mean but when I’m mad at my wife and want to lash out, I do laundry “my way”.
Whoever the first person was to throw shit in to a fan must have had a lot of explaining to do afterwards.
It’s difficult having a 12 year old, a 10 year old and a 7 year old. I can’t decide which to drink.