I’m gonna make a photo editing type program that makes you look like a Hobbit and call it Frodoshop.
I eat pudding with a fork, so no, crossword puzzles aren’t really my ‘thing’.
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… and other lies I tell
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People in Arab nations are still wondering what all the western world hub bub about hump day and camel toe is about.
“Subpar accommodations. One star.” – Oldest known TripAdvisor rating for Bethlehem.
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I carry my checkbook with me everywhere just in case someone wants to be paid in the least convenient way possible.
My wife and I just finished an intense 6-month mediation to pick the movie we’re going to fall asleep 10 minutes into.
“Dear God, make me a bird, so I can…”
*turns into penguin*
“DAMMIT I WASN’T FINISHED!”
Pretty fed up with the fact that pandemonium almost NEVER involves pandas.