_’D L_K_ TO SOL__ TH_ P_ZZL_
I’d like to solve the puzzle, Pat
I’d like to solve the puzzle
Yes, go ahead
No, I’d like to..
I enjoy long walks on the beach and that thing you just did with that banana.
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[Martian welcoming party]
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