@AnnietheNanny1: I feel kind of sad that in some countries children are starving and I'm over here eating spiders in my sleep like a god damn glutton.
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@Shut_up_Marissa: In sign language, the story of my life can be told through a series of facepalms.
@sozjalltheway: Meanwhile on Facebook, Susan is doing a quiz, to find out what kind of sea monster, her Ex is.
@sophielou: If your name is Otis you are either an adorable dog or the town drunk there is no in between
@daemonic3: [on date] "I think we should take this a step farther" Actually, farther implies distance, while further is figurati- *date already left*