@El_nacho_Nigre: I feel so alive when I watch an object fall and shatter into hundreds of pieces. Not alive enough to clean up the mess though.
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@RandomAntics: The best revenge is living well, so I really need to know what the second best revenge is.
@BruceForce: Just tried to parallel park. 5 people are injured, 3 critical, 6 missing. The casualties continue to mount
@_HannersNanners: Overheard at the pool: Grandma: what do you want the baby to be? a brother or sister? *long pause* 3 year old: a cat
@sarcastictroler: Best Friend: Best day of my life was the day I got married. Wbu? Me: *Recalling when I got free Pizza from Pizza Hut* Yes My Wedding Day