@khatragirl: I finally got eight hours sleep. Took me four days but whatever.
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@ItsAndyRyan: "I'm getting a vasectomy, orchestrated by my wife" "You're getting a vasectomy or your wife will do WHAT?"
@AndyAsAdjective: Dog shampoo was on sale & cheaper than my normal shampoo so it looks like I'm going to have a shiny, healthy coat for the next few weeks.
@JediGigi: Me: I wish I never had to go outside Me after listening to 10 minutes of NPR: I bet I could milk a goat, for I am so knowledgeable in such things