@BritXNic: I had an affair with English. Since then, Math and I don't speak.
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@SaraESpivey: I turned my phone onto "Airplane Mode" and threw it into the air. Worst. Transformer. Ever.
@roxiqt: DATE: I want to be with someone that fights for change ME: [with a mouth full of lasagna] I won't fight other people for less than minimum wage
@QwertyJones3: FRIEND: My kid was mvp of his basketball team. ME: My kid misses when he tries to high-5