@aimlessamers: I hate it when I gain 10 pounds for a role and then realize I'm not even an actor.
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@robfee: I don't want a Hot Pocket. I'd rather have a pocket with a nice sense of humor & a pleasant personality.
@peteholmes: "dance like no one is watching, walk like someone is behind you trying to get around you." - ancient nyc proverb
@BrassBallsCJ: Holy crap! This coin looks old as hell! *checks the date* It’s 15 years younger than me.
@SortaBad: [Trump speaking at rally] I love this country. I love America. I love singing the *looks at smudged writing on hand* Strawbangled Panther