“Subpar accommodations. One star.” – Oldest known TripAdvisor rating for Bethlehem.
I hate when fire trucks drive real slow with the siren on. There’s one behind me right now. So annoying.
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*sees locks of hair on floor*
*looks at daughter*
*looks at American Girl doll*
“Oh, thank God, you cut your own hair”
single because i didn’t forward that chain mail in 2008
Me: Anyone else get the feeling their being watched?
Think of how horrible Ray Rice and the NFL had to act in order to make TMZ seem like brave investigative reporters
I have no witty tweets puh rum pum pum pum.
People who have to keep a phone charger in the bathroom; have you heard of shredded wheat and raisin bran?
I take all of my relationship advice from Animal Planet.
I’m beginning to think the dark circles that appeared under my eyes in 2008 may not go away.
At marathons I like to put glitter in cups so when participants grab one and throw it in their face they get a party instead of hydration