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@sixfootcandy: I have a horrible memory, unless we're discussing something you did wrong.
@SortaBad: To impress a woman in the workplace, ignore her body and compliment her IDEAS. Example: Sharon it was a great idea to wear that tight skirt
@Tmoney68: I don't care which way you swing, guy wearing a Tapout t-shirt & Capri pants, but you've GOT to make a choice.
@QwertyJones3: [leaving the synagogue]
I always thought rabbi was just the plural of rabbit
@Sparticus_af: My dad will drive six hours to avoid a three dollar ATM fee
@blaudiablogan: Guy asked me where I got my green eyes. Great! Now I have to explain what the Vikings did when they got to Sicily.