@jrza84: I honestly have allergies and dry skin this time of year, but it never looks good for a dude to have tissues & lotion on his desk.
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@BucMarvin: Guinness Book of World Records should be in the Guinness Book of World Records as being the book with the most world records.
@HeidiCF8: Making everyone happy is impossible. But pissing them off is a piece of cake. I like cake.
@Rollmaninoz: *First day as a spy* Boss: Did you bug the Russian Embassy? *flashback to me ringing the doorbell and running away over & over* Me: Ohhh yeh